When Wall Street opens tomorrow I’m buying every share of FARTING stock that I can. Farting will save this economy.
Shreddies on ITV Daybreak (turn up your speakers for a little treat)
Clearly a Game Changer: When you can fart with confidence the world is your oyster. Seriously, it’s currently the only thing holding me back. For instance, the day I was supposed to start my management job at Kenny Roger’s Roasters, I just stayed home and farted all day. Opportunity lost.